CEO: [ hand me over his pen ] Sell me this pen.
Me: [ getting the pen ] No.
Me: I just don't want to.
CEO: Okay, you fail your interview. That is the door --you can show yourself out.
Me: Okay. [ walk toward the door ]
CEO: And give me my pen back, please.
Me: [ turn around, smiling ] Sure --this pen is yours for only a dollar.